Quotology

This is a site for people to literaly 'Live, Learn and pass it on'

Goody two-shoeism hangs like an angel's halo over the land, pressuring us to improve ourselves and constantly do the right thing. Recycling has us going around in circles. Sensitivity shades into silliness. One more rant about co-dependency and we will all go cuckoo. There are just too many good things to do.

Unchecked, the pursuit of perfection threatens to erase the little quirks and foibles and perculiarities that make us us. If we become any nicer, better behaved, more socially concerned, blissful or repressed, we could end up a nation of axe murderers.

Enough already. The prescriptions and advice in these pages are meant as an antidote to niceness run rampant. It is a way back to sanity. Let each line be your clarion call. Think small, indulge yourself, vent your spleen lest it explode and splatter your neighbour. Go ahead and be obnoxious, make sucking noises; be pushy. Learn again to belittle.

Use more plastic, grind your teeth and experience again the exquisiste satisfaction you once knew as a child when you peed in the pool. Our way of life may depend on it.

Note, this site is about humour, none of the forementioned should actually be done litterally.